The Task of Reincarnation March 30, 2008

If anyone who logs into this site could kindly tell my boss that I need to be writing in this blog rather than cataloguing trial evidence, I’d be very appreciative.  If you happen to know my fiance Natalie Flores and have her contact information, let her know that I’m at least half-finished with everything she [...]

Newark February 23, 2008

I’ve been trying to figure out what this blog should be about. For it seems to me, a blog should have a purpose, I should be headed somewhere. Even ‘Seinfeld’ wasn’t about nothing. It was about a collection of neurotic, single people dealing with New York City. Now, it has occurred to me to do [...]

The end of a music hiatus February 2, 2008

While we wait for various professors to respond to my questions about Jungle Cows, here’s a little hold music: In addition to an inexplicable hiatus from writing, I also took an even more inexplicable vacation from music.  I’ve gone through, almost literally, a year and a half of silence. Back in high school, standing on [...]

Cow’s Foot Soup January 28, 2008

That’s what I’m having for dinner tonight. These are the pros of getting hitched to an Ecuadorian girl. Worlds collide: while we watch David Spade in some silly ass TV sitcom, my future in-laws bring over a steaming bowl of cow’s foot soup. Cow’s hoof soup, to be precise. That cow’s hooves are somehow edible [...]

What happened this morning January 26, 2008

This is a perfect opportunity to start writing again. What happened this morning, I mean. It’s really just one page from a book of morning shenanigans that go on in my 700 square-foot apartment daily, those events that unfold from the fog of sleep, before squinted eyes and hair standing on-end. Here’s what happened first: [...]